someone who is a cinematographer, a videographer, a photographer, and anything else ending in "ographer". > person one: lets take pics for myspace, and upload a video to youtube! > person two: we can't, my personal ographer has the day off..

Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe\r \r There is\r \r THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner\r \r THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun\r \r THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry\r \r THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping\r \r THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping\r \r THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......\r \r THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!\r \r THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors) > Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets

the property of radiation that enables it to produce photochemical effects

an instrument for measuring the intensity of electromagnetic radiation (usually by the photochemical effect)

rendered radioactive or luminescent or photosensitive or conductive